I want your breakfast?

I was tapping away at the computer this very morning, when all of a sudden, my tapping was accompanied by additional, much louder, tapping. Couldn't quite work out what it was at first. Thought that Pauline was walking rather loudly upstairs.

I eventually went to investigate and found a wee friend trying to break his way through the double glazed panes in the kitchen, woodpecker style. I managed to scare it away with a washing-up brush. My weapon of choice; burglars, look out

(incidentally, there's a flat roof out there for the gull to stand on. It's not hovering and pecking at the same time!)